It’s that time of the year again that 1% of people are way too excited for and 99% of people dread… That’s right you guessed it: Valentine’s Day. While the lovebirds are celebrating this day with dinner dates and flowers, I can think of a few things better than this pathetic excuse for a holiday:
1. A new pair of fierce Stuart Weitzman boots
2. Laying in bed in a fluffy robe with a bottle of wine in hand
3. A hot pizza freshly delivered to you
4. A good hair day
5. Seeing 50 Shades of Grey
6. Warm slutty brownies to remind you of how slutty you’re NOT going to be on V Day
7. An unlimited supply of Chipotle- Extra charge for guac? Fear no more!
8. A comfy jumpsuit
9. A fresh mani/pedi
10. The perfect vest
11. Brand new wedge booties that give you that extra boost of confidence
12. Your favorite pair of leggings and oversized sweater combo
13. Edgy new shades to block out the V Day lovers – (That’s right B – you wave those haters away!)
14. Actually, just being Beyoncé. That would be nice.
– Reese Poncia